{Hey, Leonard,check this out. Leonard, she's doing it again. I think it upsets sheldon when you play with the food. No, it really upsets sheldon when she really need to take the food from the container where without regard food aquedable distribution. This is essential why you have famine in India. You want me to put it back? Leonard? It upsets sheldon when you play with the sheldon. } {00:41-02:03 Sheldon, I want you to meet my girlfriend, bernadette. Hello. Leonard, penny, you know my girlfriend bernadette. Bernadette, say " ?" to my ? I don't think I can. I don't have Haward's street ?? Oh, oh, I hope it's all right. I told my girlfriend bernadette she could enjoy us for dinner. Sure, the more the merry. No, that's a false equivalents. More does not equal merry. If there were 2000 people in this department right now, would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating. Sheldon... Don't sheldon me. We ordered for five people, not six. Oh, come on. We just put it all on the table. You know, family style. Oh, sure, and while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs and have an old-fashioned eating contest. Relax, it'll be fine. Sit down, you guys. No. No. No. What?! Oh, yeah. You can't sit there. Why not? That's where sheldon sits. He can't sit somewhere else? Oh, you see, in the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he is warm yet not so close that he sweats. In summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct so he could still talk to everybody yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted. Perhaps there is hopes for you after all. } {02:28 Em, I like your shoes. Oh, thanks. They are cute, aren't they? Where did you get them? Shoes for lass. I've been meaning to go over there. Oh, great selection, great prices. My mother is right. Hell is real. Come on, sheldon. Let the women folk chat. Women folk? Gals? Chicks? Uteru-americans? Just eat your dinner! Don't take him too seriously. A lot of what he says is intended as humour. Yeah, well. I don't think it's very funny. Me neither. But he just lights up when I laugh. Howard, never let her go. 03:17 Leonard, howard says you are working on fundamental tests of quantum mechanics. I am. Are you interested in physics? I've find it fascinating. I hadn't gone into micro-biology, I probably would have gone into physics, or ice dancing. Actually, my tests as they are, are as a matter of fact reach interesting point now we are testing the face intellectual potential. Yes, leonard's work is as amazing as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels. Oh, while I appreciating the oh snap. I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear. Are you going to try to upset tunnal junksions? Yes, I am. You want to see simulation on my laptop? Oh, yeah, show me.