1. She will have at least two very expensive mobile phones, both Nokia or Ericson - none of that cheap Chinese shiit.2. There will be at least one reference to Hello Kitty (no matter how small or insignificant) either on her phone, her clothing or as an accessory.3. She will have a permanent scowl on her face unless one of her Shanghai Princess sisters calls her on one of her phones. Smiles are only reserved for the SPS (Shanghai Princess Sisterhood).4. She will have a dopey klutz of a boyfriend in tow. If said klutz is Chinese he will be fawning over her, constantly looking at her and looking worried to death; if he is a Laowai he will have a look on his face that says '**** this shiit'.5. Her natural habitat is the shopping mall, Starbucks, expensive restaurants (read: Pizza Hut) and really ****e bars that play really ****e music.6. When on a date with her klutz of a boyfriend she will look like a million dollars in cutting edge fashion unless they bump into any of his mates when she will look like she dropped acid and got dressed in the dark. This is a natural skill of the Shanghai Princess.7. She thinks French wine is 'classy'.8. She smokes cigarette***ut only when she is in Starbucks and alone, trying to look distant and forlorn when, in fact, there's sweet **** all going on between here ears.9. She would never be seen dead in a Giordano store but will think nothing of buying stuff in Only or wearing a Naturally JoJo T-shirt.10. She has an English name that only white trailer-trash lapdancers would give themselves.11. She lists Abercrombie and Finch among her favorite luxury brands.12. In her philanthopic moments she dreams about setting up a blog to share her fashion sense with her 'sisters' from other provinces.13. Her parents were really proud and told all the neighbors when they found she had sent her resume to www.viplily.com to offer services as a 'english guide'.14. Her name is Princess15. At 30 she decides that being unemployed and living at home with mom and dad just isn't befitting of a real princess. She moves out.16. Her shoes are fit for a Shanghai Princess. They are gold, silver, and very decorative with plenty of "flair". Her boyfriend who lives in Hong Kong bought them for her.17. She wears "princes***oots" that go up to her knees and she actually thinks they are cool.18. her arse is not as hot as she thinks it is.19.Her MSN address says something like:PerfectAnGel4You Every HeaRt Must haVE a drEam in youR liFe.20. Her dog, before it starved to death, fit in her purse and was her second favorite fashion accessory -- after her phones

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