1: a person in your geographic immune tolerance justice. (He is such a curse)

2: There is reasonable.

3: some students when the head is rotated test no more than obliquity of the ecliptic. (Examiner, said that the)

4: The students, your soul is still far more than the Atlantic Ocean.

5: the subject does not know you the next 19 layers of hell, hell is not normal.

6: By now you also know nothing about climate, you Siyouyugu, incinerate this kind of thing you should remember.

7: What a lot of questions the students will only shameless wrong (very simple word title)

8: two boats a boat in the temperate zone in tropical fish, which is easier to sink ships? Temperate, why, warm octopus and more, the ship can not fit on the sink (million-style nonsense)

9: students deserted, for the error in 8 seconds.

10: solar flares is very terrible, but if I was annoyed, then, will the number of times than the flare is also terrible. (So he had a nickname, I say flare) (Yao Ping) was his original name

11: Some of the culmination of the students are also written in the comet comet is really full of wisdom broom star.

12: geography class today, I made a fire, his head out of the sweat evaporates out of the sun, formed in Taicang water vapor over the south, under the rain,Kids Ugg Boots, happen to have a few drops falls back on my head, this is a water cycle. (So for example)

13: The students stood on a cliff facing the sea, reflection he has done on the geography, if the time during the day, then he is safe, if it is night, blowing a gust of wind, he will feel a pair of evil in his hand to push down the cliff. (Water cycle between land and sea that class, he explained the sea breeze and land breeze)

14: please those in the following female students blankly staring at me, although I know I'm not very bright image.

15: I have a great appetite this man, eat five bowls of rice meal, but I have great mental exertion, the students who eat a bowl of meal, but he does not move all day doing two years down, he became the only meat ball, and I became a mummy. (Using metaphors to explain the amount of runoff and evaporation)

16: This paper is not for you to do a draft, but not for you to do the toilet paper.

17: the mountain was a lot of snow, thought, like ice cream, right. (Some people say that this analogy is very cute)

18: Trench heard of it? Seabed under the gutter ah?

19: Chinese twelve, Japan is one p.m. (when he was about the time zone)

20: Some students made me feel guilty, I feel sorry for his parents grandparents ancestors.

21: Please answer this question with a 0.003 seconds. 22: A student missing class earlier, after investigation, the Department of Health and illegal displacement of the future, if there is such a student, I hope you Kill him. (That is **, sympathize with him)

23: You, granite head!

24: The process of rock melt into magma is re-reincarnation of the process.

25: Today we have to study geological mountains. After the students went to a tractor, busted their ass and piled up a mountain soil in the mountain plains, this mountain is not the mountain we have to study.

26: You can not judge by appearances, nor can it take Hill appearance.

27: using fossils to explain the layers, the next layer must be the most simple and oldest fossils, to the top layer, you may be unearthed the remains of our ancestors.

28: a mountain now is how to become syncline anticline of that now? When a person is born as a little boy into an old woman after 80 years of age.

29: explain the inverted topography: a student when the school came first, but here, in addition to learning what he has done, he is a countdown to the first semester, and this is inverted.

30: There is a saying, \This mountain road, mountain or the road, if there is one, then, is a free fall.

31: Here we are concerned volcano, some students do not like speaking in front of the mountains, to volcanic interested in class, they also want me to look at volcanic eruptions from time to time.

32: after several students have to free the soul to the body outside, even when I'm actually the guardian of your souls, ready to help you move it back.

33: Some volcanoes we can already draw a conclusion, they look like a volcano, but has been unable to move, but there is a volcano such as the Mediterranean, issued from time to time there are fires, and even the Mediterranean can be used as a navigational beacon.

34: Now, the male students and female students, understood to please raise their hands, the two are not and can not move.

35: Now our time utilization should reach fourth NBA the last minute.

36: Which students then sound, then the first public display owl.

37: In addition to the classroom when I am talking about the echo, but does not allow any other sound.

38: All the rock, the rock when they are tired of life when the external force can take back to the ground, re-incarnation.

39: If a road along the way without a city, it is tantamount to the Savage repair.

40: the difference between valley and valley, simply, is the difference between rivers and drains.

41: Floods are not obediently follow the valley stream, it is bigger than my temper.

42: results from the last sampling point of view, most of the students dead.

43: I am now trying to help you, do not listen to one or two bastards, soon to die, you are not straw, unafraid of death, heroic.

44: I know that my voice did not sound, for some students, it is simply noise, if you do not want to hear, you can go outside the sun, in the cold to listen to my classroom noise, tortured simply for you, will affect your growth, right.

45: Su Jie students, for example, he would do the whole paper two questions, I do not know his plump bag filled with what the brain, learning to rely on memory, just like how do I know Su Kit If I do not remember, I can only say that it was only a long head with a huge animal. (Su Jie, our class number one fat. Than Li eggs also fat)

46: Some students did not do a question now Yes, this is a human tragedy, you see Su Jie He also shamelessly smiling, goes on all the face of huge constituted by the nerve.

47: This question is not easy wrong.

48: students who choose the wrong question, I strongly recommend that you immediately sink into the underground.

49: severe dust storms in the Aral Sea region and to what extent, accompanied by salt and sand blew into your face, scraping a few times, you become a piece of bacon for the people. (Shit, erudition)

50: how your voice is so small, you should not come here, you should go to school for the deaf.

51: tropical monsoon climate actually written in a desert climate, are we here, your home is a desert? Or your brain is a desert.

52: If you choose this road question D, you do not and people say that after you learned in high school geography.

53: I'm fine you copy, not I do not forgive you, that science does not forgive you.

54: Ask your high and low air pressure, you answer what anti-cyclones, ask you a man or a woman, you said you had lunch?

55: We want to thank the bacterial micro-organisms, without them, the world would be covered by the previous body, you look like 100 on behalf of the ancestors is still alive.

56: When we Chinese people are still savages, when we are active in the Yellow River. Therefore, saying that no wonder we are yellow, is from the Yellow River ran out of people.

57: Some of the students in our school to come here purely to create revenue to the school store.

58: Some people come to school to do anything except study.

59: What is the dictionary jerk, this is the original definition of the students.

60: Why is it called limestone,Uggs Boots, it can burn out the lime is limestone, it can burn out the cement is a cement rock.

61: Please stand up over there about that bastard.

62: syncline from the center to both sides of the fossils unearthed more and new, to the most edge of this area you can even unearthed fossils of our ancestors.

63: paper on these two prove that bad figure ... ... the back of China's printing.

64: Do you go out into the shop for these students to run class, may be virtually to destroy the grasslands of Inner Mongolia, because you buy a candied ah those licorice, licorice is only produced in the Mongolian steppe.

65: you're a jerk, but not too bad.

66: If you answer this question broad-leaved forest, I would not hesitate on behalf of geography, you killed.

67: Asia, the wind climate, and you remember the three chicken: Heat the chicken (hot season), pheasant (with soil, then read the \
68: Are you the volume of students in class during the day when little more than night classes, which is extremely unusual, if this happens in wild animals, it means that a major natural disaster is coming.

69: Northeast of the river with us this is not the same season twice a year, so the Northeast twice a year the opportunity to drown.

70: This topic students choose c, a clear anti-human tendencies.

71: Pen not turn, turn your brain.

73: If any student said, hot and rainy Northwest, I would strongly recommend him when the northwest wind blowing, stripped naked, ran two laps on the playground, and enjoy his hot and rainy.

74: I found there was a female student in our class, no matter what I say, she is the attitude of a Martian look on all this, note that I am saying is that the knowledge of the solar system, Mars has a relationship you ah.

75: Some students no matter what I said, he always deadpan, you are not a facial paralysis ah? What is your relationship with Stallone?

76: Now back some students, he is always sitting there with a sad face thinking, do nothing. In his face I see the style of Fan, the first and worry about the world.

77: I give a student about what is southeast wind, about half an hour he still do not know,lady gaga headphones, I told it to know, monkeys!

78: Now our classroom for individual female students in low latitude note.

79: you jerk the job is white, people like you do well, then after the exam is an insult to science.

80: We are senior spiritual charge of classes, the difference is so great then how toTopics related articles:

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