A Mark
Two country boys rented a boat and went fishing.
In a remote part of the lake they found a spot where the fish were really biting.
“We’d better mark this spot so we can come back tomorrow,”one of them said.
“Ok, I’ll do it,” the secondone said.
When they got back to the dock, the firstone asked, “Did you mark that spot?”
“Sure,” said the second, “I put a chalk mark on the side of the boat.”
“You nitwit,” said the first. “How do you know we’ll get the same boat tomorrow?”
A Dog-gone Good Sermon! (布道有「狗」方)
A minister delivered his sermon inonly ten minutes,
about half the normal time. He apologized, saying,
"I’m sorry to inform you that my dog,
who is very fond of paper, ate the other half of my sermon.
That’s why I couldn’t deliver the whole thing this morning.
I’m very sorry!"
After the service, a visitor from another church
shook hands with the minister and said, "Pastor,
if that dog of yours has any puppies, I want to
getone so I can give it to the minister of my church!"

Where Has the Turtle Gone?
Once there was a rabbit and a turtle who lived together.
One day, the rabbit had a big headache, probably because he had eaten too many carrots, especially genetically modified carrots. They are very big and filling, and God knows what things they put in there.
So all kinds of mixtures that might not agree with each other were fighting in his stomach.
And when the stomach doesn't have enough space, it goes up to the head.
So the rabbit got a headache.
So he asked the turtle, "Oh, dool, could you please go to the pharmacy and get me some headache medicine,
Because my head is pounding?
I went to a party last night where they served such big carrots, and I ate too many.
I also drank some carrot juice, and I got a hangover. So would you please go to the drug store and get me
some headache medicine quickly? Quick!"
So, from his room, the turtle said, "OK!"
But thenone hour passed by; then two hours passed by, then threehours, then four hours.
And the turtle was nowhere to be seen. And the hung-over rabbit was just staying in bed,
feeling such a headache that he got really mad. He said, "This is such a stupid turtle! Wait until he comes back here. I will give him a piece of my mind! I have such a terrible headache like this, and where is he?
The drug store isonly around the corner. Such a stupid guy!"
Then, fifteen minutes after he had spoken, he heard a reply from the turtle's room. And the turtle said, "Now that you are talking bad about me like that, I am not going anymore."