Conversation with a Second Stupid Person
luyued 发布于 2011-01-27 14:45 浏览 N 次
Every Day, someone falls out of the "Stupid Tree", and hits every branch on the way down. Here's Today's Effort!! Stupid Stranger: SkyIntelligent Me: Geo Sky Says: 你好啊 Hello
Sky Says: 新朋友 New friend
Geo Says: 你好 Hello
Sky Says: 我在台北 I'm In Taipei
Sky Says: 你呢 And you?
Geo Says: 也是臺北 Also in Taipei
Sky Says: ㄕㄛ Really..
Sky Says: 你幾歲 How old are you?
Geo Says: 我27嵗 I'm 27
Sky Says: 喔 Oh
Sky Says: 我21 I'm 21
Sky Says: 我有在兼職 有興趣約我ㄇ. I'm working Part-time, you interested in dating me?
Geo Says: no thanks
Sky Says: 為什麼 Why?
Sky Says: 我張的不錯看 I'm not bad looking
Geo Says: 我沒有錢 I have no money
Geo Says: 其實好看 Actually not bad looking
Sky Says: 約我只要3000, date me only costs 3000
Geo Says: 我連1000沒有, I dont even have 1000
Geo Says: sorry
Geo Says: 我是個學生, I'm a student
Geo Says: 爲什麽需要錢? Why do you need money?
Sky Says: 跟你說沒必要把, Let me tell you, no need really.
Geo Says: 你會想跟一個外國人在一起嗎?Do you want to be with a foreigner?
Sky Says: ?
Sky Says: 各取所需 Each takes what they need
Sky Says: 可是你沒有錢 But you have any money
Geo Says: 那就是完全關於錢,而不是關於你自己的enjoyment, Thats completely related to cash, and not related to your own enjoyment.
Sky Says: 我在跟 你說以便, Let me tell you again
Sky Says: 我是缺錢出來的, I need money badly
Sky Says: 不幫我就算了, If you dont help me then forget it
Sky Says: 不要拿嚜多話, Dont talk so much
Geo Says: 那你去煩別的白人, Then you go bother other white men
Sky Says: 你神經病, You're psycho
Geo Says: 你才是,買身體賺什麽?賺你的臉嗎?去賺你的頭,是你主動跟我講話,你要約,約你的爸, You are crazy, selling your body for cash? sell your face? go sell your head.. its you who started talking to me, you want to date, go date your father.
Sky Says: 幹你娘 F^&k your mother
Sky Says: 阿ㄇ的比 F^&k your Grandmother
Sky Says: 晚上睡覺 At night sleep
Sky Says: 明天醒不來 Tomorrow when you wake up
Sky Says: 出門被車撞死 Go out and get squashed by a car
Geo Says: 哈不會,我也不是那麽笨蛋不知道怎麽過馬路, ha.. impossible, I'm not so stupid as to not know how to cross the road
Geo Says: 你上課 ,找個目的, Go to class, and get a goal. Stupid girl..
Sky Says: 新朋友 New friend
Geo Says: 你好 Hello
Sky Says: 我在台北 I'm In Taipei
Sky Says: 你呢 And you?
Geo Says: 也是臺北 Also in Taipei
Sky Says: ㄕㄛ Really..
Sky Says: 你幾歲 How old are you?
Geo Says: 我27嵗 I'm 27
Sky Says: 喔 Oh
Sky Says: 我21 I'm 21
Sky Says: 我有在兼職 有興趣約我ㄇ. I'm working Part-time, you interested in dating me?
Geo Says: no thanks
Sky Says: 為什麼 Why?
Sky Says: 我張的不錯看 I'm not bad looking
Geo Says: 我沒有錢 I have no money
Geo Says: 其實好看 Actually not bad looking
Sky Says: 約我只要3000, date me only costs 3000
Geo Says: 我連1000沒有, I dont even have 1000
Geo Says: sorry
Geo Says: 我是個學生, I'm a student
Geo Says: 爲什麽需要錢? Why do you need money?
Sky Says: 跟你說沒必要把, Let me tell you, no need really.
Geo Says: 你會想跟一個外國人在一起嗎?Do you want to be with a foreigner?
Sky Says: ?
Sky Says: 各取所需 Each takes what they need
Sky Says: 可是你沒有錢 But you have any money
Geo Says: 那就是完全關於錢,而不是關於你自己的enjoyment, Thats completely related to cash, and not related to your own enjoyment.
Sky Says: 我在跟 你說以便, Let me tell you again
Sky Says: 我是缺錢出來的, I need money badly
Sky Says: 不幫我就算了, If you dont help me then forget it
Sky Says: 不要拿嚜多話, Dont talk so much
Geo Says: 那你去煩別的白人, Then you go bother other white men
Sky Says: 你神經病, You're psycho
Geo Says: 你才是,買身體賺什麽?賺你的臉嗎?去賺你的頭,是你主動跟我講話,你要約,約你的爸, You are crazy, selling your body for cash? sell your face? go sell your head.. its you who started talking to me, you want to date, go date your father.
Sky Says: 幹你娘 F^&k your mother
Sky Says: 阿ㄇ的比 F^&k your Grandmother
Sky Says: 晚上睡覺 At night sleep
Sky Says: 明天醒不來 Tomorrow when you wake up
Sky Says: 出門被車撞死 Go out and get squashed by a car
Geo Says: 哈不會,我也不是那麽笨蛋不知道怎麽過馬路, ha.. impossible, I'm not so stupid as to not know how to cross the road
Geo Says: 你上課 ,找個目的, Go to class, and get a goal. Stupid girl..
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