提起骆驼趾（Cameltoe），粉丝们津津乐道的是把12世纪的欧洲人从“胯下之辱”中拯救出来的撒哈拉商人，和2005年尼古拉斯·凯奇主演的电影《天气预报员 The Weather Man 》。

粉丝们未必知道，2003年7月，Fanny Pack发布的新专辑《so Stylistic》里，就收有歌曲Cameltoe。

Fanny Pack 唱

Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Uh huh
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Uh huh
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Uh huh
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Uh huh

Walking down the street, something caught my eye,
A growing epidemic, that really ain’t fly.
This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt,
Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front.

I could see her uterus. Her pants was too tight.
She mustn’t own panties, there were none in sight.
She walked right by, the poor woman didn’t know,
She had a frontal wedgie, a Cameltoe.

Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.

Girl that gotta hurt, take some time and adjust.
Can’t you see people staring, and making a fuss?
Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance.
Is your crotch hungry girl? Cuz it’s eating your pants.

So you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings.
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing.
And public put it on an x-rated show,
Grossing people out with your cameltoe.

Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.

First something, by the looks of things
These girls have forgotten how to dress.
A little too quick wearing pull from the shorts
And it’s causing me much distress.
(Whomp there it is all right) in the front.
Everybody come get a good look
I could see everything through the panty cling
Every cranny and every nook.

Better something before you step out side.
Check your area that’s pubic.
Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like Rubik.
Take words of advice, it’s not very nice,
Gunna put you all in the know.
Girls don’t sleep don’t let your pants creep,
Watch out for the camel toe.

Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.

Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out

Bob And Tom - Camel toe

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

国人也毫不示弱。2007年2月，著名下半身诗人沈浩波发表了一首憨态可掬的诗，说出了千百年来，中国的有痔少年想说而不敢说，或想说却说不出来的心里话。

《说我下流我只好认了》

只要看到
她们
走在路上
裤子分叉处
微微
凹下
想到那里面
藏着一个
洞
我就
不由自主地
激动

2007-2-7